Rated: PG-13 - viewer's discretion is advised (don't worry, it's safe enough to view at work)
If y'all didn't show up to Rogue Improv tonight, you missed out on some amazing standup! We laughed, we cried laughing, and we gasped. And per usual, we ended with a longform improv. Thank you to EVERYONE who came out.
Also, I performed my newest song, "Twin Bed (aka No $ex)" tonight for the first time. Hope y'all enjoy the video, messups included.
Lyrics:
Wake up on the morning on my twin size bed
My feet hangs off, I cannot see
A shitty way to wake up
Before I leave take a look at my childhood bed,
No wonder I get no ass because of its size
Twin Bed, I love you
You always keep me single
Twin bed, I give up
It’s just you and me tonight
Twin Bed, 26
He sees my bed and he says…NooOoOO, NooOOo
Ain’t got a big girls bed, but I got plenty of beer
Ain’t got no money in my pockets, that’s why I still sleep there
Sometimes the dudes are lining up because they think I have swagger,
But then they see my bed and say sayonara!
Twin Bed, I love you
You always keep me single
Twin bed, I give up
It’s just you and me tonight
Twin Bed, 26
He sees my bed and he says…NooOoOO, NooOOo
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Yay Tawn Tawn!!! Great job! Write out the lyrics b/c I can't hear parts of it b/c of the people cheering.
ReplyDeletehahaah thinh that's awesome. you crack me up. i need to make it to houston so i can check you out during rogue improv.
ReplyDeletei agree withbrenda! write out lyrics :)
ReplyDeleteyer fricking cute
Sounds good, I'll have the lyrics up on the youtube soon!
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