- To eliminate cleaning your bathtub as often, always keep a scrubber in your tub. I'm all about efficiency: washing your hair while walking around with the scrubber underneath your foot kills a lot of time...and grime.
- Tuna pasta salad is the way to go, or rice with some type of meat I can season real quick and throw on a pan. I choose not to cook most of the time because it wastes time and energy. Use your energy elsewhere.
- Quaker Oats is badass. For $4, you can have a hearty breakfast for about 2 months.
- Never take your Mother's relationship advice because she'll always have the last word in no matter how crazy her advices are, and it usually goes something like this, "and THAT is why you're still single!" Seriously? There's no correlation, but it makes a good jab in the face.
- If you live in an apartment like I do, make sure you keep your voice down, I hate waking up in the middle of the night to my neighbor saying, "Get the Fuck out of my house you bitch!!! I fucking hate you!" It really makes me uncomfortable when I walk down stairs and I see you next to your girl.
- Speaking of which, it does provide my roommate and I some type of CSI entertainment as we both get down on our floor and place our ears on the carpet to make sure he's not beating her up. I don't think he has yet because we haven't heard her get punched.
- When a girl ignores you, she probably isn't interested. So get over it and move on to someone who cares enough.
- When a guy ignores you, he probably isn't interested. So get over it and move on to someone who cares enough.
- Life is super short, so hang out with people you actually like.
- No matter how much your parents pissed you off, they're always going to be the one that will take you in. And with my Mother, she will allow me to sit in a fetal position in her lap for a short amount of time before she throws me off because I'm too heavy for her 5'1" frame. LOL.
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