#72: Upgrades

Just thought I'd dedicate this post to the upgrades in our world...

First off, the Xlerator hand dryer. What's better than a hand dryer that blows your skin so hard it looks like the waves on a beach. It's pretty badass I must say, and my hands are dried in less than 10 seconds.  Don't forget that we don't waste trees.

I like these hand dryers because they actually work.

I was listening to the radio today and I heard an ad for "Your Baby Can Read."  As early as 10 months can you teach your baby to start reading...I don't know if I really want my infant to be saying (imagine an infant talking here...use your imagination people), "Momma, you lie, the can say vegetable, you say it's fun green colors to eat."

I just don't know how I feel about this.  Remember when you were young and the teacher wanted for you to deliver a message to your parents or another teacher and they would write in cursive so that you couldn't read? Yea, that's no longer gona happen because of this upgrade.

All I have to say is this is BAD packaging. I just wouldn't buy it because it just looks...stupid.  There's too many different fonts going on and the baby...well..there's something that looks really wrong with the baby.  Oh yea, he's wearing a clipart cap on the top of his head.  You might as well have just added a graduation gown on too, but instead, you decided to cover it with a book.


Hah! You thought there would be one more upgrade picture I'd put at the end of this post.  WRONG, my friends.  If you think you know what I was thinking of putting up, you are probably correct in your thinking.

Gnite.