Here are my oddities for today:
- A full size desktop computer at a DJ's booth (you know, normally DJ's have laptop...nope, not here at Avant Garden)
- Picking up guys with cigarettes
Full Size Desktop Computer at a DJ's Booth
When I saw this I wanted to laugh. This is like the equivalent of going into Starbucks to setup your personal desktop computer and sitting next to the kid who has a Macbook Pro (which by the way, I do want to do one day.)
Free Cigarette Pack Logic = Picking up guys with cigarettes
So after our show today, there was a Camel Rep handing out FREE cigarettes. So when he approached me, I told him I didn't smoke and pointed to a group of folks that I knew did. After a few minutes, I had a eureka moment: he's giving it away for free...so why would I turn it away right? I mean, I can use this to my advantage. Not only was this Camel Crush pretty damn cool and could possibly make a great conversation piece (you can click the cigarette and turn it into Menthol, or you can just smoke it straight without it), my logic behind it was that I can also use my free cigarettes to pick up guys.
Whoa whoa whoa, yes, I know, this is terribly flawed! We are creatures of habit, and when I really thought about it, why would I want to pickup a guy who smokes? He's only going to die sooner and that just sucks.
Creatures of habit? Yes, I think pretty much 90% of the guys I've ever dated were all huge cigarette smokers, and I realized as I was holding this precious package that if I opened it up, I would start the vicious cycle all over again.
Look at where the Pink Nat Sherman's got me in college...sure I landed a boyfriend out of it, but other than that, it got me pretty much nowhere, except for a semi-tragic accident where I burned my hair...and that's just another story for me to tell.
**PS I'm not a cigarette smoker**
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