#58: My Bed Smells like OFF Bug Repellent

So I went to this organic place here in Houston recently and got a sample of Re-Groove-N8 Mist with Green Tea & Aloe spray.  What you're suppose to do with it is lightly spray your bedsheets and pillow case to soothe and calm you as you fall asleep because of all the great organic ingredients in it.  As the lady is telling me all of this, I get really excited so I took the bottle home and sprayed my bed sheets thinking that I'd fall asleep wonderfully and have some of the best sleep ever! 

WRONG.

Once I got settled in my bed that night and shut off my lights, I took a deep breath so I could breathe in all of this calmness that lingered...but then when I did it started reminding me of something...something like...OFF BUG SPRAY!  I felt as if I was camping in my own bed!!  Which just turned my body into full alert, and all I could think of was that I was laying in the woods with a ton of OFF Spray on me to ward off those nasty mosquitoes, and waiting to hear the next set of raccoons coming onto the campgrounds to steal my food. 

My attempt to peacefully sleep was a fail.