#53: Dear Apartment Management - I hate you.

Dear Apartment Management,

I really dislike you and your staff. I hate the fact that it takes anywhere between 3-7 days for you to complete a work order, and the worse part is that I have to remind you everyday - I'm not your mother.  I hate the fact that the walls are so thin and uninsulated that my electricity bill costs my roommate and I approximately $175 per month AND we turn off everything when we leave to work. It doesn't make a gd difference.  Also, I think my neighbor downstairs is abusive to his girlfriend.  I haven't heard any beatings yet, but there are some nasty words coming out of his mouth.

I also hate the fact that you are re-doing the ENTIRE FUCKING PARKING LOT and coning away our parking spaces because whoever designed and created the lot must've been high.  There are cracks everywhere.  I hate the fact that you failed to inform any of the residents of this little project that you're doing, and I think you failed to do the math.  Let's see, if there are 50 parking spaces, and you blocked about 20, that gives you 30.  Ok, let's continue this word problem, if there are 25 apartments and approximately each apartment takes up 2 spaces, that gives you a total of 50 spaces, oh golly gee whiz, 20 cars are going to be shit out of luck!

Dumbass.

So below is what happened when Esme and I got home from an event, I had to remove the damn cones.  But now, it's even worse, they blocked it off with dumpsters and I have to trek back to my apartment.

Shaking my fist,

Tawn