If anyone knows me, I do not really consider myself religious per say, rather I consider myself to be fairly spiritual. Anyway, so this really nice older lady who has been going to St. Michael since the 1950s started asking me questions. And of course, the question that I feared she would ask is whether or not I am Catholic.
So dun dun dun...the question was asked. NO!!!
Lady: And what church or parish do you belong to...? Or...are you even Catholic?
Me: Um..yea, I don't go to church and I'm not Catholic. [at this point, I'm getting uneasy...so of course I had to think fast and I said..], but...my roommate Esme is Catholic! [as I pointed to my roommate who was sitting next to me at the table.]
I know, SO wrong of me - I passed on the moment of being in the hot seat to another victim. It so happened to be Esme lol.
Lady: And what parish do you belong to?
Esme: Um..um...I haven't been to church in a while.
Lady: Oh, so which churches in Houston have you gone to...?
Esme: Um..., I haven't really been to any.
Me:We're actually from Austin! [although, we've both been here for more than a year, I think at this point, I have realized what I done...so I try to make a last save...pretty fruitless I might say]. We just moved here!...a year ago...
Lady: Which church did you go to over there?
Esme: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
And that ended the conversation.
LOL AWKWARD!!!!
Negative: We are NOT good kids!
Positive: I didn't curse at all! And Esme found a little 1 year old boy who looked similar to her dog. LOL.
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LOL!!! OMG I feel ya! I've been asked that too! But at least you guys didn't lie like me! I was like oh the church that's down the street! LOL And LOL @ Esme! Did the kid really look like Bax? You should've taken a pic!
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