Why people?! What did we have to do before phones...? I mean, is this the new equivalent of doodling?
Phrases I can come up with (hey, I'm guilty too):
- My phone is better than yours.
- F you, I'd rather play with my phone than engage in useless conversation.
- You're not worth my time.
- As long as I don't do this in front of strangers, I can do in front of my friends.
- Uhhh...awkward, let me bust out my phone.
- I'm a super multi-tasker.
- Oh no he didn't!!! (grabs their own phone to engage in the same activity).
- Text WIN to 45450.
- Oh shit, oh shit...if I don't look busy, than they'll think I have no life.
- Eye contact is so 2009.
Ha ha, I think we were all tweeting about everyone tweeting.
ReplyDeleteI'm so guilty of this too! We should start confiscating phones while at the dinner table! Who am I kidding.. I would panic without it!
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