Blog #30: Flirting not done right.

True story.

A way to a girl's heart is NOT by picking on her. Picking on her will definitely get her attention, but it will not make her like you or be interested in you. Something this weekend happened to me, and it took me back to the first scene of "He's Just Not That Into You."  Maybe it isn't all on US girls with the issues, maybe it's the boys who also have it messed up at a young age. Perhaps they should re-do that scene again and it should look something like this:

Little Jimmy pushes Little Monica because he likes her, and she goes off crying to her mother, and Little Jimmy's Dad goes up to him and says, "Son, you like her right? Ada boy! Show her who's boss."

So anyway, back to my little story.  (Now, maybe I'm interpreting this all wrong, but this is what it seems like to me and if I did interpret his intentions wrong, my bad - sorry I'm human.)  I'm standing here at a party and I see this guy - not bad looking - but he's just there and I'm mingling with everyone else and I go and grab a few drinks because I have obviously shown up to the party extremely late and everyone is about 2 hours of drinking ahead of me.


If you know me, I usually have 2 things I carry in each of my back pocket. 
1. My Blackberry
2. My camera

I'm chatting and the next thing you know, he takes the string that is hanging out of my back pocket and steals my camera!  Thank goodness there was no brushing of the derriere, but the little girl part of me came out and I squealed, "Give me back my stuff!!!"  And of course, the little boy in him won't let me take back my camera and he had the audacity to make fun of my point and shoot digital camera.  Well hmph. Yes, you did get my attention, and yes, now you are labeled as an asshole in my book.

Below is the trailer for He's Just Not that Into You - I would re-do the first 20 seconds.